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Monday, January 25, 2010

You are what you eat....read


A magazine stand in Chicago. If you are what you eat...I propose as well that you are what you read!


If I were an alien visiting this blue ball and landed in front of this "monument"...I would say the female of the species was beautiful...wonder who this Oprah is - must be one of their leaders, their modes of transportation are quite primitive- still attached to the ground. I would take this back to my planet and have our brightest minds decode the strange hieroglyphics... only to find that earthlings are money hungry, extremely image conscious bipeds looking to obtain bigger and bigger toys so they can compare them to thier neighbors smaller toys and feel good about it. Oh...and also...one of their bibles (the "Enquirer") states that they have the unique ability to morph from human to hairy wolf creatures living in the Northwest woods.

I think their conclusion would be that we just have not evolved ot their level as yet.

You are what you read.

Dan

15 comments:

Jaime Haney aka ArtsyFartsy.Me said...

haha, this made me laugh. I agree with it.

Cynthia L. H. said...

Mm-hmmmm...
Better be careful not to get indigestion!

Indrayani said...

I completely agree!!!!!

Sunny said...

A very amusing observation!
Sunny :)

The Muse said...

tums, rolaids...

i do love input of text...but overdoses are possible :)

Suicide Barbie said...

Great insight! I really like the way you see the world - as well as other worlds for that matter ;-)

Dan Felstead said...

Jaime...thanks! A bit of a change today from the run of the mill landscape!

Dan

Dan Felstead said...

Cynthia...I hope I didn't give you indigestion!

Dan

Dan Felstead said...

Thanks Indrayani...I never know how folks will take a post like this!

Dan

Dan Felstead said...

Sunny...I am tempted to ask what you are reading...but I won't!

Dan

Dan Felstead said...

Muse I think I have overdosed on this one!

Dan

Dan Felstead said...

Thank you S. Barbie...you seem to be the lone voice in the wilderness who doesn't think I have lost my mind!

Dan

Sunny said...

I'm reading your blog, of course! Ha-ha!

Dan Felstead said...

Sunny...WELL...no wonder then that you are so articulate and have such an insight into the human condition!! I have got to stop this...I am full of myself toady! I need to wash my mouth with soap!

Dan

Suicide Barbie said...

Pfft! Sanity is over rated. I love your mind and your vision - it is inspiring!